Sideways Snail

A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.

Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.

by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021

slut snail

Sexual act; when one person slides themself around/up the cum covered naked body of another.

I sucked his balls until he exploded everywhere then slut snailed up his body.

by Mora_bid666 February 8, 2019

Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.

Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Snail-facing

Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.

Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!

by McDude4Real May 31, 2018

wooly snail

super hairy slimy vagina

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.

by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022

Pink snail

Like a pink sock but the whole female reproductive system

“I queefed so hard I got a pink snail”

by Longdongduck01 February 10, 2019

Snail Trail

When a girl drags her really wet pussy from her partner's cheat to the chin.

"Bro, last night my girl was super turned on, hopped on my stomach and just straight snail trailed me."

by BakedBaker April 18, 2021