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Russian Earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."
by ill mitch February 2, 2006
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russian pancake

A game where 2 people take turns jumping on to the other person's, trying to make it as painful as humanly possible. who ever did the least amount of screaming and wailing is the winner.
*Bob body slams Fred*
*Fred says "ow"*
*Fred stomps on Bob*
Bob: HOLY MOTHERF---ING SON OF A B----!
Fred is the winner of the Russian Pancake
by Anonymous Person #123456 June 1, 2011
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Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.
Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!
by pawnkake August 29, 2009
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Sneaky Russian

When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.
I was at this party and i gave a Sneaky Russian to a drunk chick. I took her most roughly.
by the surprised parties January 28, 2009
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pink russian

A cocktail that is meant for hangovers consisting of vodka and Pepto-Bismol.
I'm too hungover to drink tonight.

Just kick back a couple pink russians and you'll be fine.
by Stone Axe December 31, 2013
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Russian Dynamite

The guy takes small empty bottle and releases a fat splooge into it. They then proceed to pour an amount of their choosing of diet Coca-Cola. After this, he will pull out the unlit dynamite during sex and as he pops a mento in to “light” the dynamite, he shoves it in the hole of his choosing as it creates a safe cumsplosion (coke kills the sperm) inside the partner.
Friend: Yo, why’d you quit in Fortnite early last night?
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.
by CockWaddler January 16, 2020
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Russian Benjie

Sweet talking a man making sure to say "Bro" every 2-3 words while taking said man from behind.
I hear from the men at the docks my boss is a real Russian Benjie when it comes to the bedroom.
by Saucie Slinger October 24, 2019
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