Polish thottie

A foreign thot, specifically from Poland. Generally tends to go after Married American men.

I have a polish thottie but it’s ok because she’s foreign, her names Nadia

by Trashkin January 24, 2019

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

ankle polisher

A cat, especially a friendly one.

Lani was an ankle polisher who would greet me at the door every day when I came home from work.

by mwalimu February 26, 2008

Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.

God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.

by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023

polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.

Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.

by mkb000 March 29, 2010

polish plow

The sexual act of having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, then as you are about to ejaculate you swipe the females arms from underneath her and drive forward with her head on the ground and scream "PLOW." When done correctly, carpet burn is present on the females face.

Guy 1: "What's with your girls face?"
Guy 2: " oh. We tried the polish plow last night."

by My dick is large February 12, 2014

the polish trick

The polish trick is when you fart through a window by opening it or if it is already opened, does not matter what height the window is as long as the fart happens through the window.

Door: Hey Crilbus, did you hear about when Atli performed the polish trick to ruin the Hogs chemo?
Crilbus: yeah, like a dog on wheels.

by Dogulator October 7, 2021