Mayonnaise Buster

A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman

Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!

by DaddyJack February 20, 2017

Mayonnaise

When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.

The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.

by Ice_Ice_PayMe October 11, 2019

Mayonnaise

An instrument

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.

by MlgIsNotDead April 06, 2017

mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument

I put mayonnaise on my fries.

by AStupidPersonOnTheInternet December 10, 2018

Mayonnaise

Definition #1: A thick cold sauce or dressing usually used in sandwiches and composed salads.
Definition #2: An instrument.

Mayonnaise is such a beautiful instrument.

by The only name not in use July 29, 2018

mayonnaise

what belongs on an escalator instead of people

mayonnaise on an escalator
its going up the stairs so see ya later

by cacacooroonee April 09, 2022

Mayonnaise

A rare type of cum that you can eat. It is also used in the "CONSUME THE CUM CHALLENGE"

I ate Mayonnaise

by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 22, 2020