grinder hopping

1. verb: the act of vigorously rubbing yourself up and down a female, particularly near or on her no-no parts

2. verb: to go from one Grinders restaurant to another while staying at each restaurant for no longer than 1.5 hours

1. I am going to go grinder hopping on Amanda's inner thigh after work.

2. I'm hungry. Let's go grinder hopping for lunch.

by ricktheruler48 May 1, 2012

Meat grinder

Shitting meat while a girl comes over to eat the shit. And then she shits meat and he eats it. This would often go on for a matter of hours before sexual intercourse would begin. Sometimes the women would through ice cream in her diet to show that her shit tastes good.

your girlfriend is a meat grinder, and I know.

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

Dick Grinder

A girl named Paige Townsend.

Paige is such a dick grinder.

by Sammie Dog December 20, 2023

wind grinder

the wind grinder is usually performed at male sleepovers when the first person falls asleep the others prop him up and arch him then they go get a vacuum and stick it up his ass as one male sticks it up the sleep males ass another reaches down his throat and grabs the long end of the vacuum the pulls it through his mouth then the males that are awake must perform a soggy waffle to see who gets their meat wind grinded. THE WIND GRINDER WILL RESULT IN DEATH

bro after steven fell asleep at the sleep over me and johnathan pulled a wind grinder on him

by pyro.eats.ass December 6, 2021

Meat Grinder

Jerking off so hard you form a white river

Guy 1: How did this river get here?
Guy 2: There was a meat grinder

by acanthodian June 28, 2022

grinder hider

A closeted homosexual who likely holds a position of authority.

Rick Santorum is probably a grinder hider.

by JohnJohnsonfromWisconsin September 16, 2022

Coffee Grinder

A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.

"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"

by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022