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social distancing car

A humorous nickname for the Toyota Corona, referencing its name in light of the COVID-19 pandemic and the need for social distancing. The term plays on the idea of keeping a safe distance, much like the car's name suggests.
Ever since the pandemic started, my friends have been calling my old ride the 'social distancing car' because it's a Toyota Corona!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
mugGet the social distancing carmug.

long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
by Waltz69 July 12, 2015
mugGet the long distance goateemug.

Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.
Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.
by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020
mugGet the Social Social-Distancingmug.

wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.
hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance
by ptbopete December 1, 2010
mugGet the wobbling distancemug.

Lazy Distance

The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.
I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.
by Draco Left January 17, 2021
mugGet the Lazy Distancemug.

internipplary distance

She had pretty wide set boobs, I bet her internipplary distance is bigger than average.
by T-rox June 20, 2023
mugGet the internipplary distancemug.

Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.
by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013
mugGet the Long Distance Pourmug.

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