cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

cone-o

The act of failing to jump over an orange traffic cone resulting in penetration of the anus.

Dude, did you see John get that cone-o earlier?

by The dominator1386 March 3, 2014

Throne cone

Fellatio on the toilet, see blumpkin

The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.

by Econgineer September 23, 2016

crack cone

halle vincent

omg halle is such a crack cone

by ytewhghj October 1, 2017

Cone Action

Taking a dump. Also known as Cone Axshone. The symbol for this act is \ /.

Man, I just ate a pile of tacos and now it's time for cone action!

by Muggsman December 27, 2008

cute cone

mig is a cute cone

look a cute cone
that's probably mig

by AnxsurR October 31, 2020

door cone

nobody knows the meaning of this phrase. it is primarily used by 7 year-old crackers trying to roast one another.

you fucking door cone-

random 2nd grader

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 16, 2019