The stank ho who begat you, and I am currently banging. A despicable promiscuous woman of extremely low character who lives for having every hole plugged.
I was going to go out and find some chick who is up for anything, you know the type that you would do shit to that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then I remembered, Yer ma is coming over! No need to go out!
by That Dude That Knows September 26, 2021
Get the Yer mamug. by fatfonze September 5, 2025
Get the Hows yer gardenmug. 
by YeaYeasaysYAsAySya May 16, 2022
Get the Yer Ma'mug. Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.
I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
Get the "seen yer" momentmug. 
My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".
This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...
by StevePoodle August 3, 2025
Get the Bend yer bifocalsmug.