Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok

Alright my lover you good hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Hows yer garden

How are you and everything you look after , how is your family.

Alright my luvver hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025

Yer ma

The stank ho who begat you, and I am currently banging. A despicable promiscuous woman of extremely low character who lives for having every hole plugged.

I was going to go out and find some chick who is up for anything, you know the type that you would do shit to that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then I remembered, Yer ma is coming over! No need to go out!

by That Dude That Knows September 26, 2021

Yer grans a patsy

If a gran dies you get her ashes and snort them like drugs

Before i walked oot of jordans house i had a line of his gran and shouted “yer grans a patsy”

by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022

Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.

"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...

by StevePoodle August 3, 2025

Yer

Yeah sure

Are you home? Yer

by The Player For The Girls February 13, 2020

yer ane fawt

Scottish Slang (Mainly the Ayrshire and Glasgow Area) and means 'Your own Fault'

Don't try and blame anyone else its yer ane fawt you got caught

by spongershire January 10, 2012