"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."
by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017
1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
by The Snake69 March 04, 2011
June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
by Lourtlza October 21, 2023
by nb21-rz2k September 24, 2024
Describes the mental exhaustion you get when being forced to hear about Taylor Swift in every aspect of life.
After a long day, Joe was trying to enjoy a night of watching his favorite football game but was forced to hear about Taylor Swift every 10 seconds. Consequently, Joe developed a serious case of Taylor Swift fatigue.
by make_orwell_fiction_again February 12, 2024
Taylor Swift (Debut)
Fearless
Speak Now
Red
1989
Reputation
Lover
Folklore
Evermore
Fearless (Taylor's Version)
Red (Taylor's Version
Fearless
Speak Now
Red
1989
Reputation
Lover
Folklore
Evermore
Fearless (Taylor's Version)
Red (Taylor's Version
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 17, 2022
a taylor swift obsession is when you’re obsessed with taylor swift and would do anything for her. for example, when you hear a word from her song used in a basic sentence you’ll start singing it, when you see the number 13 or see anything related to taylor swift you’ll think of her and when you think of going to the eras tour you’ll start crying
“your taylor swift obsession is getting a bit out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
“excuse you? everything.”
“excuse you? everything.”
by foreverwinter February 11, 2024