"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."
by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017

1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
by The Snake69 March 18, 2011

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
by Lourtlza October 20, 2023

The queen of music, princess of country songs
Has a lot of records like the only one who has award ''Album of the year'' 3 continuously years of Grammy,...
Mother of cats, the music industry
Has a lot of records like the only one who has award ''Album of the year'' 3 continuously years of Grammy,...
Mother of cats, the music industry
by little viv joy November 25, 2021

by urgirlie_ruby December 4, 2023

Taylor swift is the MUSIC INDUSTRY
Friend - "You need therapy."
Me - "I have Taylor Swift"
Blondie's at it again!
Tay Tay is so slay slay
ALL HAIL THE RULER OF THE SWIFTIES
T-swizzle is such a hottie
Friend - "You need therapy."
Me - "I have Taylor Swift"
Blondie's at it again!
Tay Tay is so slay slay
ALL HAIL THE RULER OF THE SWIFTIES
T-swizzle is such a hottie
by swiftiefvr_13 April 16, 2024

by natzswifties December 12, 2023
