Taylor Swift Syndrome

Where you say how much you hate drama while you stir the pot

"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."

by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017

Swift Taylor

1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:

-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift

In addition the receiver of the hand job:

-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.

-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.

Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"

Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"

by The Snake69 March 18, 2011

National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self

"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"

by Lourtlza October 20, 2023

Taylor Swift

The fucking music industry

Girl 1: Who is the music industry
Girl2: Its obviously taylor swift BITCH
Girl 1 OHH ofcourse

by Ilovetaylorswift<33 July 24, 2023

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is the music industry

I mean.. Just listen to All too well (10 min version) (taylors verison) by Taylor Swift

by Macy Slay November 21, 2021

Taylor Swift

The music industry.

"Taylor Swift is literally the music industry"
"OMG did you hear the music industry is releasing a new album?!!"

by loldontask February 15, 2024

taylor swift

the manifestation of all basic white girls out there

"Do you like taylor swift?"
"No I'm not a 13 year old white girl"

by tempted1 December 11, 2023