Towel Tosser

Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.

Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.

by Dedwards December 2, 2020

jam towel

An Urban title for a tampon

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?

by I-Have-No-Name! January 18, 2009

Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.

I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.

by flyingholly March 29, 2015

Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .

AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.

by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023

Jason's Towel

The rag and/or towel you use after sex to clean cum off of the pussy or penis or surrounding areas.

Scotty, you came all over me... grab Jason's towel.

by ImJustHereDude April 24, 2022

towel face

indentions or markings on the face left by lying on a beach towel or having your face pressed against the donut ring at the head of a massage table.

I feel great after that massage. I wonder when the towel face will wear off. OR That guy down the beach was gorgeous but did you see his towel face?

by debradebbiedebs March 13, 2010

gaping towel

Accidentally flashing your junk

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011