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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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Struggle Bubble

A social bubble that’s comprised of slackers and motivators. When the slackers cry of problems and the motivators have solutions. It becomes a struggle bubble when the slackers mentally shutdown when the motivators provide a solution to their cries.
Slacker: My car is broken and have no money!
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.
by Chuckingrocks June 13, 2023
mugGet the Struggle Bubblemug.

black struggle

Something that does not exist. blacks do not face racism. It doesn't affect them as racism does towards whites, hispanics, and people of color
by Bigkoreanboobies February 26, 2023
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struggle music

the genre of "rap" that is so bad it deserves special recognition. examples include Coco and You Guessed It
"Man what are you listening to?"
"Some struggle music. It's hilarious."
by epilepticoctopus December 13, 2014
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Struggle Bun

A hotdog or burger bun made out of regular white bread slices. Typically when used when you forget to buy the specific buns.
Person 1: I forgot to buy the hotdog buns!!
Person 2: Guess we gotta break out the white bread and make some struggle buns.
by SteeliestGunz September 4, 2023
mugGet the Struggle Bunmug.

Struggle Bus

Having to deal with a difficult relationship or having to go out of your way in order please somebody like your significant other or boss.
"It is nice to just have a normal relationship with someone instead of getting a hard time from them every time you ask them to do something for you. It's like everything you do with them is a struggle all of the darned time. Thank God I am off of THAT STRUGGLE BUS!!!!
by Profound Wisdom March 7, 2016
mugGet the Struggle Busmug.

Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.
That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.
by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021
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