When you're fucking a deaf chick, take one hearing aid and shove it down her throat so you cant hear her wookie noises. Then you take off your dirty sock and shove it in her mouth. After fucking her, put her other hearing aid up her pussy and send her on her way, and as she walks, her cunt whistles with every step.
I once fucked a deaf chick, and she sounded like chewie from star wars. I wish now, I had given her the silencer.
I went soft immediately, did my belt up, and put it in reverse .
I went soft immediately, did my belt up, and put it in reverse .
by Deedav August 4, 2021

by cardboard pineapple April 23, 2015

by Kayyyllllllllll October 4, 2023

Hym "Yeah, I meant to bring up the sound of silence earlier. The algorithm fed me the Disturbed cover and I was like 'Yeah, dawg, it totally do be like that.' And then I was going to say something about it... And this is it. Also, I'll break through eventually... Whoever you're talking to is telling you to do the exact opposite of what you need to do here and if I'm right you LITERALLY CAN'T HURT ME and you CAN hurt them... And if I'm right about you trying to kill me thrice they almost got you all killed... So..."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Silence Cunt:Btw the fallen are so cool and intresting
(And eldar femboys are so sexy)
Paragon:Who
Paragon:Asked?
(And eldar femboys are so sexy)
Paragon:Who
Paragon:Asked?
by Heavy from tf2 with a phone July 24, 2022

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019
