Carlos the peanut

The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.
by Carlos the peanut. November 19, 2019
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Peanut Diving

A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.
Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.
by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021
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lil peanut

A small black aspiring rapper on disney channels "hit" show, The Haunted Hathaways
Dinosaur rap by lil peanut.
by Luscious Dickle December 23, 2013
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Stinky Peanut

Noun; An insult used to describe people whom you don't like. Is also a very descriptive and powerful insult guaranteed to make the victim of said insult say things like a racial slur, gay, a carpet muncher, or a puppy kicker.
John: I think the Earth is flat.
Mitch: Your opinion is wrong you stinky peanut!
John: Stop being a carpet muncher!
by Thatshitposter May 13, 2018
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peanut stuffer

Sticking peanuts up your anus so that your flatulence smells like peanuts
Wow! Shawn passed gas, but I'm confused because it smells like peanuts. He must be a peanut stuffer.
by Kayowa January 02, 2016
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ya peanut

why was you drawin like that, ya peanut
by flying peanut January 20, 2023
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Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.
“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
by -Cantrip- May 30, 2018
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