privacy policy and terms of service.

To be honest who reads this you just scroll past, even the game designers make it possible to skip it as fast as possible.

did you just actually read the privacy policy and terms of service.

by dhkjefcyncnehjsdf May 11, 2022

snap term memory loss

When you send a snapchat and the person replies, but you forgot what you said originally

Person 1: Dude, she snapped me and I had no clue what she was talking about because I forgot what I said

Person 2: Oh you got that Snap Term Memory Loss

by Jiminy Biply Bobert September 4, 2019

Short-Term memory zone

When someone is so insignificant, you erase all memory of them immediately.

Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"

by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022

In the Millionth Term

A non-physical being of power.

My gums are bleeding… hmmm, in the millionth term.

by LuaDude January 27, 2025

Short-term hedonistic gratification

"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"

Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

long-term flirting

Flirting with someone over a very very long period of time.

Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.

Long-term flirting YAYA

by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012

Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018