Muddy Kansas Sunflower

The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.

“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”

“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”

“Bet.”

by The Gee man 69420 June 15, 2020

Somebody who wears sunglasses inside

Somebody who is really fucking cool and super attractive

That's somebody who wears sunglasses inside he must be really cool

by Nizzlebomb November 2, 2023

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb

i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

by arandomdudelol September 7, 2023

Sunel

Sunel is a guy that is shy around new people but once you get to know him he is the best person to hang around with,if you know someone named Sunel he will make you smile and enjoy that moment. make the best of your relationship with him because you will regret not saying more to him.

Sunel is too funny to not hang out with.

by Sunel September 24, 2018

Sunflower

A really quiet girl who has gay dads, that sadly passed away so she only lives with her grandma

She has severe trauma after they passed away

Also she looks too similar to her gay dads.

Person 1:Hey do you know that girl named sunflower?
Person 2: I don't think so,she never left the house after het parents died.

by XXL1GHTXX October 8, 2023

Russian Sunglasses

1. When someone finishes crapping, but doesn't wipe and then sits on an unsuspecting victims face, making a massive poop splat on your nose and around your eyes.

2. Some fancy sunglasses from Russia

1. Dude, last night it was firetrucking hilarious when Billy woke up to find he got some Russian Sunglasses!

2. Ooh, look at those designer Russian sunglasses!

by mankeyrox November 11, 2011

the sunflower seeds

These small damn seeds that get spit into the air, and onto the floor of the chevy. Get stored in the cup holder.

1) What was that!? Oh that was just the sunflower seeds flying

2) Why is he spitting damn seeds on the floor

3) What the shit is his problem. That seed is stuck in my ear drum

by Alonzo Defonzo December 9, 2008