Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted

Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

Fuck stand

The woman lies on your back with her legs raised and folded over so she ankles are on either side of her head, while the man squats and dips their penis or toy in and out of her vagina.

Yeah we watched Love Island and I totally gave her the ‘fuck stand’ special.

by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023

take the stand

Defending your friend in court so that he does not go to jail

Would you take the stand for Bestfriend?
Everyday, doesn't matter what they did.

by Belle427 April 4, 2017

Standing in the G.A.P

When a person is praying on your behalf.

When you tell someone about something thats happening in your life, they will stand in the G.AP.

Cohen: Man I am about to start a new chapter in my life "school"
Dre: Dwu! brother i will be "Standing in the G.A.P" for you

by Cman1989 September 1, 2013

stand Bi

When a Bisexual is not dating anyone they are on stand Bi

I’m bisexual but I’m not dating anyone so I’m on stand Bi

by Sunflower_Love1625 November 19, 2020

Lemonade Stand

When a lady in a dress, skirt or shorts, has to take a piss, either in public or while doing something, usually standing, she "just let's it flow".

Patty was so busy filling orders at the beer garden for event at the park, she never got to take a break and just decided to do a lemonade stand.

Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.

by Fishercook September 5, 2021

Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over

"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"

by ThirdLegJones June 6, 2015