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Spider Squat System

A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.

Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Ash used the spider squat system because he didn't know any better...
by P Parker October 15, 2007
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Spider Jerusalem

my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!
"dude, there's this comic called 'Transmetropolitan' no, its not an ice-cream you douche."
by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004
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rock spider

by PressureCookie July 2, 2003
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Spiderbait

The most fuckin awesome band in Australia. There are way better songs than Black Betty aswell.. The older albums rock harder than the new ones.
Spiderbait kick ass in the australian music industry. Rock on!
by m@l!c3 August 10, 2004
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Spider Ball

When a male jizzes into his hand and forms the cum into a ball he would then hurl this ball at male/females face. When the ball hits, it will explode on their face and separate into long strands that resemble a spiders web.
"Wow, I heard Cassandra walked out on you before you were finished." "Yeah, but I quickly rubbed one out and gave her a Spider Ball to remember."

"Why is Jeff in jail again?" "Well.. we all paid him 10 dollars and he whipped a Spider Ball at the school bus driver."
by Coltrane Pride January 10, 2009
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Barking Spider

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008
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Smiler

1. A fan of Miley Cyrus that can range anywhere from a casual like to a full-on obsession. These are people who stood through the hair cut, We Can't Stop, VMAs, Wrecking Ball, and still love her. They are often defending her actions by claiming she's just trying to break free of the Disney shell and create her own person.

2. A creepy machine from the Doctor Who episode The Beast Below that looks similar to a clown and will therefore scare the living shit out of you.
Miley Cyrus lover: I'm a Smiler!
Whovian: WHAT THE HELL GET AWAY FROM ME RUN RESCUE ME CHIN BOY THERE'S A SMILER
Miley Cyrus lover: Do you mean that you don't like Miley? Oh my god you're just like everyone else. She's just trying to be her own person and be original and-
Whovian: Wait, what?
Miley Cyrus lover: What?
Whovian: *confusion*
Miley Cyrus lover: *confusion*
Both: WHAT THE HELL
by britttttttt September 22, 2013
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