Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni

I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you

by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016

spaghetti math

Math so easy and 'thin' even the babies slurping up the metaphorical spaghetti can comprehend it. just like they can eat the spaghetti. because its easy as fuck to digest.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.

Person 1 "I got 90% on my last test!" Person 2 "yeah but you do spaghetti math"

by School wizzard March 22, 2017

spaghetti pie

A large hairy vagina

he couldn't go through with his date after he caught a glimpse of her spaghetti pie.

by Piperella June 9, 2017

spaghetti'd

When you are so Ketty your legs appear wobbly and weak - like spaghetti

Mate I'm Spaghetti'd

by AkitakaTsuya September 2, 2017

Spaghettiii

A word you can’t use in school cause apparently it’s “inappropriate”

Spaghettiii is just food.
It’s not inappropriate!

by Spagoooooterrrr November 17, 2017

Spaghetti Cuck

Somebody who likes to watch other people eat their spaghetti

That guy Tyler is a spaghetti cuck

by SlipperyBear February 2, 2018

spaghetti masher

A person who sits on a plate of spaghetti.

Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!

by Mecachis June 1, 2018