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Michigan Snowsuit

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.
While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.
by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025
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Siberian Snowstorm

The act of freezing a filled condom before using it as a slingshot to spray frozen cum everywhere
"How did that one night stand go?"
"It went great, I even left her a Siberian Snowstorm as a parting gift"
"How sweet"
by Bigbilly whiz March 2, 2025
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Nebraska Snowstorm

Nebraska Snow Storm - When a man ties his partner up on their bed and blindfolds them and then starts to viciously ejaculate huge loads onto their partner to make them think it's snowing
Yo I gave my boy Jesse a Nebraska Snowstorm

-killerCERV33
by killerCERV33 December 12, 2025
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Puerto Rican Snowstorm

When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.
Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.
by leverr July 26, 2022
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middle of snowhere

An extremely remote, isolated, or nondescript location during a severe snowstorm or in a perpetually snowy landscape.

"Snowhere" is a portmanteau of "snow" and "nowhere".
After missing the turnoff, we drove for hours in a blizzard until we were stuck in the absolute middle of snowhere. No landmarks, no signs - no nothing! Just white in every direction!
by Filename99 December 13, 2025
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