Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.

That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.

by Throbbin_HooDD May 9, 2019

gusset sniffer

fanny rat, pest, fuck boy, fannyrat, muff, thirsty, vagina, muffdiver

Did you see James last night? What a gusset sniffer.

by Deadslowahead October 19, 2018

Robe Sniffer

The most terrible and disgusting housekeeper on the team. Someone who sniffs robes and if they smell ok they're re-tied and offered to a guest. The weakest member on the team.

Katie's such a horrible housekeeper, what a Robe Sniffer!

by Tales from Housekeeping January 1, 2022

Bacon Sniffer

A radar detector.

Make sure to turn on your bacon sniffer if you decide to do 80 in a 55.

by Bambootrident August 26, 2013

Quilt Sniffer

An individual of the male gender whom uses tactics such as cash, swag, or a gigantic cock to try and score with a quilter.

Dude... that Anthony is such a quilt sniffer!

by billand Hillary August 23, 2017

Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.

My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.

by Alastor86 December 18, 2021

bread sniffer

Someone who sniffs cocaine because cocaine = money

Jimmy is a bread sniffer

by dickandballs69420 March 20, 2022