"Smurf Dope" reffers to methamphetamine that has a shade of blue. The cause of the crystalline substance (in this case methamphetamine) having that of a blue shade to it is the biproduct of methylamine being used as an alternative & higher quality ingredient.
by Tokeaboutit July 12, 2013
Bella Thorne during her terrible, cringeworthy and disturbing goth phase. She has dyed her hair blue, wears a gem on her nose and puts glitter all over her face. Dear lord #helpbellathorne #savethesmurfs
by rawrmeister February 03, 2017
dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point
Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!
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Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
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Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."
by MdnghtPhnx August 03, 2010
by Papa Taf March 10, 2019
by fuckin Pat April 22, 2012
Online gaming ccommunity, Established by ES GaD. Members range from all areas of the United States of America, to Australia, Poland, Germany, Japan, and China.
Specialize in Retrun to Castle Wolfenstien: Enemy Territoy(3 servers), Enemy Territory: Quake Wars(2 servers), Counter Strike: Source(5 servers), and Team Fortress 2(3 servers).
www.evilsmurfs.com
Specialize in Retrun to Castle Wolfenstien: Enemy Territoy(3 servers), Enemy Territory: Quake Wars(2 servers), Counter Strike: Source(5 servers), and Team Fortress 2(3 servers).
www.evilsmurfs.com
Guy 1: "ZOMG have you seen the evil smurfs servers?"
Guy 2: "Yea they are amazing!!What was the ip again?"
guy 3: " For et it is et.evilsmurfs.com and css it is css.evilsmurfs.com or ggdm.evilsmurfs.com for their gun game server!"
Guy 2: "Yea they are amazing!!What was the ip again?"
guy 3: " For et it is et.evilsmurfs.com and css it is css.evilsmurfs.com or ggdm.evilsmurfs.com for their gun game server!"
by Aaron Chapin November 01, 2007
It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.
by 12inchpenis32 May 07, 2022