During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.
"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"
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When you try to plug in a USB it is in a superposition as long as you have plugged it in once. That's the reason why you always have to rotate a USB twice to actually plug it in.
1: I hate it when I can't plug in USB-sticks!
2: That's a very common problem, it's called Schroedinger's USB.
2: That's a very common problem, it's called Schroedinger's USB.
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"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
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Get the Schrodinger's ugly mug.When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
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I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
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