Shamplebazzer

The exact tip of a hot chix erect nipple.

"Damn, in that tight shirt I can see her Shamplebazzers!"

by butterballs October 8, 2005

the semple

a disgusting and vile creature that prays on people in clubs, using the special 'semple walk' it approaches men from a distance, thrusting towards them, until either they run away; or it mounts them in public.

Tom: "which lad you reckon emilies after tonight?"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"

by Mr. Jimmothy January 6, 2010

shit, shave, shag and shampoo

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

Shamp

Shamp is a variable term used in the Pacific Northwest of the USA. It acts as an "x" might in a math equation. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.

"Did you shamp my waffle?"
"I'm so shamping angry I could murder four shamps."
"Hey! What's up, Shampy."
"Shampy shamp in the shamper."

by NampleSack April 4, 2010

shampoo

when your completely legit about something sexual.

Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo

by Gabrielleisalwaysright November 25, 2011

Shempling

a shempling is an offspring of Shemp. Shemp was a "Stooge" after Curly.

I can't believe this guy....what a "Shempling".

by bot51 June 9, 2018

shempazoid

A shempazoid is a person who yells slurs at others, molests little boys, and flashes women on the street.

That shempazoid pulled out his micro cock and called me a nigger

by Gargl flard January 11, 2023