Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

by kainalukai July 20, 2011

Puka Shell Girl

The type of girl that wears a puka shell choker 24/7 and is EXTREMELY annoying. She probably doesn’t know how to surf and carries around a white hydro flask covered in stickers. Wears high ponytails in scrunchies and will NOT stop talking.

I stg if I see another puka shell girl at this damn school imma transfer

by noobdestroyer6942” August 4, 2019

peel off a shell

2 shoot a gun. the bullet shell comes of the bullet when fired.

similar to pop a cap.

yo them bitch made ass fools was talkin some shit ima go peel off some shells at them bustas.

by the original mofo BIATCH June 24, 2004

mu shell

My BEST friend... and i freakin LOVE her....

"mu shell" howell I LOVE you ..

you are my best friend..

and i hope ya read this cause its cool that i put this on Urbandictionary.com..

well..

bye


--brittany

by brittany spiers October 16, 2008

clam-shell

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to both legs, and are spread open like a clam shell

Veronica gets a clam-shell when it gets really hot out.

by ryandubya253 January 5, 2012

possum on the half shell

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

oyster on the half shell

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

by whitepar October 1, 2015