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Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.
Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?
by kainalukai July 20, 2011
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Puka Shell Girl

The type of girl that wears a puka shell choker 24/7 and is EXTREMELY annoying. She probably doesn’t know how to surf and carries around a white hydro flask covered in stickers. Wears high ponytails in scrunchies and will NOT stop talking.
I stg if I see another puka shell girl at this damn school imma transfer
by noobdestroyer6942” August 4, 2019
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peel off a shell

2 shoot a gun. the bullet shell comes of the bullet when fired.

similar to pop a cap.
yo them bitch made ass fools was talkin some shit ima go peel off some shells at them bustas.
by the original mofo BIATCH June 24, 2004
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mu shell

My BEST friend... and i freakin LOVE her....
"mu shell" howell I LOVE you ..

you are my best friend..

and i hope ya read this cause its cool that i put this on Urbandictionary.com..

well..

bye


--brittany
by brittany spiers October 16, 2008
mugGet the mu shellmug.

clam-shell

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to both legs, and are spread open like a clam shell
Veronica gets a clam-shell when it gets really hot out.
by ryandubya253 January 5, 2012
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possum on the half shell

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
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Mary on the half shell

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.
The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.
by RollingBlock December 20, 2018
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