A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.
Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.
Jan : What the fuck dude!?
Jan : What the fuck dude!?
by kainalukai July 20, 2011

The type of girl that wears a puka shell choker 24/7 and is EXTREMELY annoying. She probably doesn’t know how to surf and carries around a white hydro flask covered in stickers. Wears high ponytails in scrunchies and will NOT stop talking.
by noobdestroyer6942” August 4, 2019

by the original mofo BIATCH June 24, 2004

"mu shell" howell I LOVE you ..
you are my best friend..
and i hope ya read this cause its cool that i put this on Urbandictionary.com..
well..
bye
--brittany
you are my best friend..
and i hope ya read this cause its cool that i put this on Urbandictionary.com..
well..
bye
--brittany
by brittany spiers October 16, 2008

The female version of batwings
When the two vaginal lips are stuck to both legs, and are spread open like a clam shell
When the two vaginal lips are stuck to both legs, and are spread open like a clam shell
by ryandubya253 January 5, 2012

Southern slang for an armadillo.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.
by RollingBlock December 20, 2018
