shank

To have the dual desire of wanting a shower combined with the need to masturbate.

I need a shank.

by Matatu April 4, 2009

shank

slice

Roger Federer doesnt shank enough

by dcdcdc November 15, 2009

shank

when you screw something up real bad

dude, you fully shanked that shot at goal

yeah, shank of the year

by mikey maggot February 24, 2009

The shanks are flying

When a gang of yutes(roadman) are about to have a fight and bring a knifes

Roadman:yo get over here u little yute the shanks are flying today
Roadman2:my drilla i have my shank and its ready to fly

by Amyyyyy696969696 May 23, 2021

vagina shank

A female cockblock. When a girl cockblocks another girl.

Well it was going really well until Charlotte vagina shanked me by bringing up my herpes...

by Jisch November 23, 2010

shanks pony

Walking to anywhere. Walking somewhere when you have no cash for the bus, or no car

Hey George, how are you getting there, on the bus? No, taking shanks pony. I got no money.

by big fart in a hole April 30, 2008

Bottle Shank

A broken bottle used as a weapon. Typically seen in the stereotypical movie bar fight.

We got into a fight at the bar last night until someone broke a bottle and started threatening us with the bottle shank.

by Gravy Spank April 24, 2009