by Troubled by the CSO October 04, 2016
by Wolfx10 November 25, 2013
A boyfriend shirt is historically an oxford style shirt taken from a man’s closet by his girlfriend without his permission and worn around his apartment or house, generally with nothing on underneath. This usually occurs the morning after they spent the night together.
by Leap Cruncher October 07, 2021
a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.
by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018
A man's dress shirt that has a color or pattern, except on the collar and cuffs, which are white. Asshole shirts are frequently set off with gold cufflinks or a tie clip. So called because the great majority of men who wear them are assholes.
I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.
by Trenko May 11, 2017
a shirt that is very big, and for the most part uncomfortable and makes you look fatter than you actually are. Resulting in not wearing them for anything other than sleeping. A big shirt has several recognizable traits, the most prominent are sleeves that go at least 4 inches or more down the arm, and the bottom of the shirt reaching your lower waist.
Guy 1 : Hey man , did you get a shirt from the concert last night?
Guy 2: Yea , but it was a big shirt.
Guy 1: That sucks! I hate big shirts.
Guy 2: Yea , but it was a big shirt.
Guy 1: That sucks! I hate big shirts.
by brennans123 May 01, 2009
A male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. A Striped Shirt normally wear sunglasses at night,a crappy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says Producer, Vice President, or all around Douche Bag. They are extremely prone to cock-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. Steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.
by Fun Monster March 03, 2008