McKinnon Secondary College

This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”

Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.

Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.

Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: 💀

by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

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St Andrew’s secondary

A school located in the slums of Potong Pasir and are neighbours with the junior school and college, best known for its rugby program and its reputation in the late 70s, where ah bengs and hardened cops originated from.
Nowadays, most of the student body is filled with either gay wimps, really horny simps or the normal people who unfortunately devolved into simple minded people.

Overall- 7.1/10

“Hey you heard of St. Andrews secondary.”
“St Andrew’s secondary The rugby school. Yeah, we know.”

by Lord_Squidward December 18, 2021

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Couva East Secondary

Couva East Secondary consists of mostly rell good looking man but also mid gyal who will more than likely horn you with one of the vagrants in Couva. They ok at football and better at cricket (you could tell is a coolie school just by that) and they usually have the smartest children in central and sexy form 6s. All Couva East man like Convent gyal issa fact.

“Waw he’s so sexy and smart he more than likely goes Couva East Secondary”- A Convent gyal probably

by anonomoose man dem January 28, 2023

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Chua Chu Kang secondary school

This school fucking ki siao. They joined 2 horrible forces into 1 fucked up karens child school. U will see nakeed people halfway during class cause the boys be tryna fuck each other. Idk why other the other one never say but got sm racist mfs in this sch leh. And OMGGG the amount of minahs and xmms and xdds and other shits in the school 💀 makes me wanna kms. Talking about killing, someone in the sch almost fucking died and I’m pretty sure there’s bloodstains on the basketballcourt ;) so we have future killers wow 🤩 :) great fucking job cckss . Istg I have nothing against the gays but these gay lil shits acting like that webtoon boyfriends . Like bitch I do not need to look at ur hairy styles armpit hair or hear y’all’s smelling it like snorting drugs.

U want to look at my hairy amits ? - weird gay guy

Sure bro 😎 - other gay guy friend

IU good day bgm and wind blowing as they go to the toilet in Chua Chu Kang secondary school

by Maggiiee mee January 29, 2023

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