saberi

Doing or saying anything that pertains to the loving of COCK!

Tim was rubbing up against him all saberi like!

by NoinchFanBigTime July 4, 2006

meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.

My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.

by angryboy July 24, 2006

Sauerkraut Sannich

A rotten vagina.

I had me some sauerkraut sannich last night. My mouth still stinks. Can I borrow a toothbrush? And some antiseptic?

by Lt. Aldo Rainnes March 18, 2010

Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008

Darth Maul Double Saber

Where a double vaginal penetration is performed on a woman going through her menstrual cycle.

When I heard that my girlfriend was on her period, I immediately wanted to call a friend and perform the Darth Maul Double Saber.

by William Poopshire February 28, 2011

SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS

An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.

I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.

by Booby Bootlier November 29, 2007

Saber Tooth Pissant

A pissant with a lot more propensity to be annoying; or a worthless person whose mentality dates back to the Stone Age or the Cro-Magnon era.

My boss is a Saber Tooth Pissant.

by JanitorialDebut November 1, 2009