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Semen Sanchez

v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."
Kim gave Dorian a semen sanchez last week and he got pissed.
by AshDrea May 21, 2010
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Sanitary Sanchez

When you take Germ-X, or something else sanitary on your finger then wiping it across someones face like a mustache.
Austin: What the heck was that?!

Ashton: That was a sanitary sanchez. Haha!

Austin: Dont you ever do that again!

Bucky: Ok but i will!!
by ashray456 June 28, 2010
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chaz satchel

1. A satchel that wraps around the shoulder and under the grundle or gooch as some call it.This satchel often contains various items belong to ones chaz, such as: condoms, money, sexual toys, cell phones or other e;ectronical devices.

2. A sex position that is essentially a copy cat of the real satchel. one person holds the other his/her feet around their shoulders. The one being held the wraps their head into their partners grundle and vigorously likes while cradling their gentiles the contents of the satchel.
Danny Ranalli has a sweet chaz satchel

Yo dude your mom loves when we do the chaz satchel
by mwdlikesalligators October 19, 2010
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Piglet Sanchez

When a man uses the top of his ear to rub the end of a womans anus after she has just shit. He then rubs the discharge on a friends upper lip because he was probably watching anyways. "dirty piglet Sanchez"
My girlfriend doesn't know it, but she is going to get a piglet Sanchez for valentines day. My boy will be in the closet.
by Dj zack attack February 25, 2011
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Hiccup sanchez

The act of giving a dirty sanchez to someone with the hiccups
Bill: So you gave her a dirty sanchez?

Ryan: Yeah, and she had the hiccups too

Bill: So you gave her a hiccup sanchez

Ryan: Hells yeah
by Got Money N. Hoez March 6, 2011
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Banana Sanchez

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the woman's upper-lip, leaving a fragrant trail of banana semen.
The Banana Sanchez was the perfect ending to Laura and Eric's first date.
by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009
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McDirty Sanchez

A gay male fucking another mcdonalds employee in the anus and then wiping it off with your beef patty.
Oh man those gay dudes gave me a McDirty Sanchez.
by Ern Dogg 232 April 7, 2009
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