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dark sunrise

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.
John seems of Saturday he must’ve had a dark sunrise this morning, hes broke.
by nebjeb February 6, 2018
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Granola Sunrise

When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”
I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.
by Distracted Cosmonaut June 9, 2024
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Cocaine Sunrise

When you and your boys are smacking copious lines of yayo all night and you notice the sun is beginning to rise.
Yeah, Jim and I had a night that ended in a cocaine sunrise
by Anthony “Jim” Romo December 8, 2019
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Alaskan sunrise

When the top person in 69 position shits and it drips down onto the bottom's face.
Bro wtf, your mom gave me an Alaskan sunrise last night and I don't think it was by accident.
by Ayotollah Khomeini July 20, 2025
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Sunrise

1. A well-known anime studio and production company known for works such as Cowboy Bebop, Code Geass, and Gintama (up until 2013). It is owned by Bandai Namco.

2. A duo of Toyota dealerships notable for their catchphrase.
1. "Gintama was much funnier back when Sunrise was doing it. Oh wait, that's only because the story became more serious."

2. "Let's test drive all the SUVs at Sunrise next summer!"
by Chaiballad June 20, 2019
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Rocky Mountain Sunrise

A rocky mountain is a are and solid shit, sometimes containing peanuts found an a sleeping victims chest. The "sunrise" is often added to the end of the phrase when the victims mountains are also urinated on.

Not to be confused with a Snowy Rocky Mountain, which is a shit with powdered sugar or semen on it.
Dude, Darryl gave us all a Rocky Mountain Sunrise. What a sick bastard.
by SouthParkSkiInstructor August 21, 2012
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