Stoned

D: all of the above

When your friend is able to convince you hes a vampire so you beat him with a stick.

"no dude your not a fuckin vampire quit it... oh shit dude maybe you are wtf get the fuck away ahhh shit"

by one stonned ass motherfucker May 26, 2004

Stolen meme

when you make a meme that is fire as fuck, and you post it on a social media site and someone saves it or screenshots it and posts it saying it was their meme.

Me: Did you see Alex's meme? It was funny as shit!
Dan: That was my meme! I made that!
Me: stolen meme.....

by ahhhhhhmemes March 1, 2017

stolen sidekick

a Cell Phone mobile media device lost in a Taxi, found by others and not returned. Thieves are usually tracked down and embarrased in a blog by a guy named Evan.

Looks like the stolen Sidekick saga has come to a close.

by Darryl G. September 1, 2008

stolen

When something is borrowed without asking and with no intention to give back.

Similar to robbery.

Mario: Oh shit! My Nintendo was stolen.
Luigi: Oh no! That is very bad.

by samthemanwiththecan y'all March 23, 2008

Stoned Koala

A koala of moderate size that frequently smokes bamboo blunts.

Dude, that Stoned Koala deboed my finest greens!

by Darkz November 16, 2006

Stolen

When someone finds a real bargain or item for a really cheap price.

Guy 1 "Dude nice car, where'd you find it"
Guy 2 "In the Trading Post, it was only 2 grand"
Guy 1 " Stolen!"

Hometrick 1"OMG girl check out these Jimmy Choo's, they were on sale for $800"
Hometrick 2 " Stolen!"

by Grumple June 17, 2009

Stoned

whereafter smoking marijuana your senses are distorted in a unique way. Colours, sounds and tastes become significantly more engaging. Being stoned may also lead to increased creativity, or erratic behaviour. Negative effects may include: Red eyes, decreased motivation, coordination, and/or an inhability to form comprehendable sentances. However effects vary increasingly according to form/strain of marijuana used.

I was so stoned the other night i couldnt even chew my own finger.

by Corporal_Clegg December 8, 2009