One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.
person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"
dad: *goes to get the milk*
dad: *goes to get the milk*
by nUR53_f1nn December 15, 2021
Get the Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookiemug. Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
by Insanities_Savior April 10, 2010
Get the Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitchmug. When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.
by Redfox30 March 9, 2022
Get the Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Piemug. When a man and woman scissor and the man ejaculates on the outside of the woman's vagina and proceeds to throw sparkles on semen.
by Thoughtful Jew July 22, 2016
Get the sparklely bowtiemug. A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.
by Usuallyacaringguy June 28, 2019
Get the Sparkling Alabama Peachmug. Sparkle sparkle is the noise it makes when you inhale drugs such as cocain and it makes you go to a magical place or just another name for cocain
Druggie:I’m gonna do cocain
Mr.fuckboy:sparkle sparkle
Eitan:I’m feeling sad right now about life
Noam:why?
Eitan:the two girls I like don’t want to date me
Noam:I know what you need
Eitan:what?
Noam:sum of that sparkle sparkle
Mr.fuckboy:sparkle sparkle
Eitan:I’m feeling sad right now about life
Noam:why?
Eitan:the two girls I like don’t want to date me
Noam:I know what you need
Eitan:what?
Noam:sum of that sparkle sparkle
by Anonymous Druggie August 4, 2019
Get the sparkle sparklemug. A multi-gender attracted male (bi, pan, etc.) who is flamboyant, yet also a DILF (Daddy I Love to Fuck). Often times, a "Sparkle DILF" is a girl-dad or a father who doesn't support strict gender roles.
by Eris Silver May 25, 2024
Get the Sparkle DILFmug.