Kroenke Scheme

A Scheme in where a football or soccer club is used as a tool to either gain funds for another team or club that the owner owns as well, or send their best players of to another team or club that the owner owns as well.

"Why does Kroenke not send enough money to Arteta or sell out the club and put them in the Super League?"

"Because it's used to fund the Rams, Kroenke doesn't care about the club, we are in a Kroenke Scheme."

by WowDowTheCrow May 17, 2021

triangle scheme

A pyramid scheme whose execution isn't good enough to deserve a third dimension.

That new thing on the internet is such an obvious triangle scheme.

by trustworthy_triangle_schemer March 30, 2023

Cram n' Scram

the act of stuffing ones face at a gathering which includes food (i.e. birthday party bbq, fam-jam)and leaving shortly there after.

I'll be going to my cousins house for his birthday luncheon, but i'll probably just Cram n' Scram when i get there.

or

So did people show up? Yeah but most of them just Cram n' Scrammed.

by Notorious G.I.Z. June 14, 2007

Screw 'n Scram

The process of picking up somebody at a bar or night club, fucking them and then getting the hell out of there as quickly as possible. Can be done more than once a night/day.

Yeah it was just a Screw 'n Scram

by Hybrid Insanity June 15, 2011

Ramble and Scramble

Just like hit it and quit it but more bro.

Broski I pulled the mean ramble and scramble on this slampiece last night.

by BTownLaxBro January 1, 2012

Pussy Laundering Scheme

A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate

"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs

by Stevemadden November 13, 2017

Scooby-Doo Scheme

An organized plan or sequence of events that is incredibly unrealistic or over-the-top for the objective it is attempting to achieve.

-Derived from the antagonists of the popular children’s cartoon franchise “Scooby-Doo”, whom usually go about their malicious plans by dressing up as a monster and scaring people in outlandish ways.

“Did you hear about those firefighters that were arrested for locking a bunch of orphans in a burning building and then save them for a publicity stunt? What a ‘Scooby-Doo Scheme!’”

by Wayoftheredpanda December 24, 2019