Ruben

A dumb ass nigga who likes sucking dick

That nigga Ruben likes sucking dick

by a fine person May 24, 2018

Ruben

Usually associated with a youngboy with a big nose:
Abnormally retarded, Autism
*Has Aids*
Prone to getting rejected by girls

Did Ruben just fail that physics test? He failed the test because his big fucking nose was in the way

by Sean Cuellar October 9, 2018

Ruben

Ruben is a guy that’s emotional and shy he’s scared of dogs and eats penis 24/7 Ruben also loves to play monopoly and Pokémon on his free time

I love hanging around Ruben he so gay

by Sosaaa :) February 26, 2018

rubenating

to rub ones lame ass

that Ruben guy is rubenating all over his pixy sticks

by BigCheez February 23, 2014

rubenanimatesthings

RubenAnimatesThings is a “worldwide internet sensation”. He loved cartoons and a little bit of anime. Like amphibia, The Owl House, and Toilet Bound Hanako Kun.

RubenAnimatesThings is my favorite youtuber!

by runstyruntyrunt May 22, 2023

Rubensed

Having the affections of a member of the opposite sex taken from you from under your nose by another.

When chatting up a member of the opposite sex in a bar or other establishment, another guy/girl takes advantage of a small opening (going to the bar/toilet) to slide in and take the affections of said target. Derived from Rubens Barrichellos antics in letting Michael schumacher overtake him in the last stretch to win grand prix races!

by Blastertron September 1, 2005

Ribena fiend

Rough looking wrinkly old woman with a big purple birth mark on her face.

Did you see that old Bint what a Ribena Fiend.
Did you see that ribena fiend made from 100% Bitch Currant Juice

by Paul Ian Staker November 28, 2007