Ruben

A Ruben is a swell guy. Doesn’t fuck with animal products. Likes to riff here and there. Definitely fucks with Ronald’s donuts. Laughs at edge breakers.

A Ruben is a big guy, feels bad for jumping on the small folks at shows but he’s gonna do it anyway. The first text you get from a Ruben is alway “Oi”
Dude fucks, for sure.

“Oi, it’s ruben”..

by Whooooouuuer November 22, 2021

Ruben de Ronde

Ruben de Ronde is a producer and dj who is commonly known for co-hosting the A State of Trance (ASOT) Radio Show.
He is a very nice guy.

Is that Ruben de Ronde?
He's such a nice guy!

by hello_world69 October 6, 2022

Ruben

an oranged haired monkey with very small dick

In this house lives a Ruben.

by wokter November 30, 2023

Ruben

The type of person to be considered a chad, as well as being known to have the same humor as someone fron 2016, often making stingy jokes about roblox and inappropriate topics, and is known for using honey as lube.

Friend : you are so annoying, and such a ruben!

by Fortntie lord cringy July 11, 2021

Ruben

A guy who plays to mutch Valorant.

Look at him, you can se it's a Ruben.

by Pellitovitch February 7, 2022

ruben

A nigga who is racist but blacked, he loves eating chicken and watermelon with some grape kool aid.

Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

Ruben

Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .

Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “

I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.

I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.

by A Ruben May 6, 2022