Piss-Rodeo

When David Feldman and his friends tie you up, (preferably a ICE agent) and they all pee in your mouth.

Hey guys how about you grab some rope and I'll bring the Pinoy Noir, and then we can have ourselves a good ol' Piss-Rodeo

by Weeweedropper August 11, 2023

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.

"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Wang Rodeo

A party or social gathering consisting of mostly males.

Dude, this party is such a Wang Rodeo.

by Stone316 October 8, 2009

Rodeo Blaster

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.

So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."

The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.

by pwdr March 9, 2010

Hazelwell Rodeo

Whilst slamming a bird in doggy you hold onto her hair and proceed to call her the wrong name and see how long you can hold on for.

“Did the hazelwell rodeo last night, only lasted 10 seconds”

by Collegebike May 21, 2021

Rodeo Blowjob

When the giver only stays on the task for eight seconds, and believes it was a “successful ride”.

My wife just gave me a rodeo blowjob, so now I’m left to my own accord.

by MN Nut Guy April 26, 2023