Doorknob Rodeo

noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.

Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."

by conflicttheband November 17, 2010

Rodeo Nigga

A fool, crazy person, person that makes silly and/or stupid choices.

"Mike is a rodeo nigga, always causing trouble!"

by Feisty_D February 26, 2014

shotgun rodeo

A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle

I need you to come get us from jail, the law frowns up the shotgun rodeo apparently

by Catty Pants June 3, 2014

Tandem Rodeo

One chap having sexual congress with two ladies at the same time

Hey bro, after we left the pub past night those two slappers went tandem rodeo on me, I've got clap at both ends now!

by vodkasaurus August 12, 2014

The Romanian Rodeo

When a man is giving anal to his girlfriend he awkwardly whispers in her ear "i fucked your sister/best friend like this last night and she was way better than you" and he tries to continue giving her anal for as long as possible while she tries to pull forward

guy: For banter I gave my girlfriend the romanian rodeo last night
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

Rodeo Cowboy

A male is going to town with a female from behind, making sure he has a firm grip on her. At this point the male will yell "RODEO!", and a group of his friends bust out of the closet and turn on the light. As the female screams and attempts to flee, the male must ride her like a cowboy, shouting and screaming "YEEHAW!" while a friend with a stopwatch times how long he will last.

Check out this rodeo cowboy. He lasted 15 seconds before she bucked him off.

by pdc1301 January 26, 2017