Reverse AIDS rodeo

The Reverse AIDS rodeo is where on initiating the game of normal "AIDS rodeo" where you expect your partner to try and get away as quick as possible, the partner instead says something like
"Really? So do I"
reversing the game, making you now the person who needs to get away quickly.

I tried to AIDS rodeo this girl and then she told me she had AIDS as well, i shit myself man! I can't believe i got done by the Reverse AIDS rodeo

by B-team March 3, 2009

the rodeo

When a chick is riding a guy and then the guy grabs onto her hips and says, "I have AIDS." He then procedes to hold onto her for as long as he can.

"Uhn Uhn Uhn oh yeah baby do me hard...."
"I HAVE AIDS"
"AHHH LET GO YOU BASTARD AHHHHH"

by J-No May 4, 2003

fucking goat rodeo

A total mess, a chaotic or frustrating situation, often involving a large number of people attempting the same task. A "cluster fuck." Fucking Goat Rodeo can be used as an alternative to "cluster fuck" and similar terms.

"In that meeting today, everyone was talking over each other, nobody was prepared. It was a fucking goat rodeo."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."

by Dan DeMichele June 11, 2006

the rodeo

This set up requires four people, two in the closet and two having sex. When you are comfortable with your girlfriend you ask her if she would be willing to try anal sex. If she agrees, you just barely slip it in when your two buddies come jumping out of the closet with a stop watch and a video camera. If you can hold on for 8 seconds, you win.

Last night I performed the rodeo on my girlfriend, this morning she dumped me.

by pootnah January 12, 2006

Car Rodeo

To literally sit down on top of the car and see how long it will take for you to fall. Much like a rodeo when you ride on a stupid bull, but not as boring. Ride the car thats doing random turns at 20MPH for 8 seconds and you got a winner. Tournaments would be a great way to pass your day. Originated in Southern California

Zane- Dude theres literally nothing to do today......
Tanner- Well since you just got your liscense we could go put on a Car Rodeo tourney?

by McKeystoneDangles July 30, 2010

texas rodeo

Doing your lady doggy-style and just before you finish, you yell out her sister's name or your ex's name and see how long you can hold on for. 7 seconds is a good ride.

Her carpet will never recover from the last time we played Texas Rodeo, although my mechanical bull riding skills have improved dramatically.

by Biggity April 17, 2006

Dutch Rodeo

Hybrid between dutch oven and rodeo.
If you're doing the girl from behind, pull the covers over your heads, and release your farts. See how long you can stay on until you get bucked off.

We're at a point in our relationship were he can dutch rodeo me and I'll still love him.

by AplPye May 9, 2011