Rodeo Cowboy

A male is going to town with a female from behind, making sure he has a firm grip on her. At this point the male will yell "RODEO!", and a group of his friends bust out of the closet and turn on the light. As the female screams and attempts to flee, the male must ride her like a cowboy, shouting and screaming "YEEHAW!" while a friend with a stopwatch times how long he will last.

Check out this rodeo cowboy. He lasted 15 seconds before she bucked him off.

by pdc1301 January 26, 2017

Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.

"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Wang Rodeo

A party or social gathering consisting of mostly males.

Dude, this party is such a Wang Rodeo.

by Stone316 October 8, 2009

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

Maskwacis Rodeo

Used in sex , get on top and say something really disrespectful to them and try on after that

Stick your big toe in.... climb on her yell "Regulators! Mount up For Maskwacis Rodeo! smack her as hard as you can and then say in her ear your auntie feels better and hold on.

by Van Hammer December 16, 2019

Piss-Rodeo

When David Feldman and his friends tie you up, (preferably a ICE agent) and they all pee in your mouth.

Hey guys how about you grab some rope and I'll bring the Pinoy Noir, and then we can have ourselves a good ol' Piss-Rodeo

by Weeweedropper August 11, 2023

shotgun rodeo

A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle

I need you to come get us from jail, the law frowns up the shotgun rodeo apparently

by Catty Pants June 3, 2014