by Midnight Muse December 7, 2006

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"
2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.
2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.
Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
by CrownStrawberry June 25, 2015

A rainbow lacking in color and presented in greyscale.
When displayed it can take on a few meanings:
1. An open statement of one's heterosexuality.
2. Having Anti-Homosexual sentiment.
3. A fan of the Metal genre of music.
4. In protest against the use of the rainbow as a homosexual symbol.
5. Replacement for non-homosexual emblems, labels, signs or etc. that feature a colored rainbow, as to avoid confusion.
When displayed it can take on a few meanings:
1. An open statement of one's heterosexuality.
2. Having Anti-Homosexual sentiment.
3. A fan of the Metal genre of music.
4. In protest against the use of the rainbow as a homosexual symbol.
5. Replacement for non-homosexual emblems, labels, signs or etc. that feature a colored rainbow, as to avoid confusion.
by Metal Gear Twilight June 18, 2013

by The local classmate December 13, 2022

When a woman wears different shades of lipstick and a man blows a load on her mouth causing the lipstick to run!
Mary was so horny that she put on every shade of lipstick she had. She called Johnny over and he gave her a soggy rainbow. Mary looked like a sad clown!
by Blake's the snake September 28, 2017
