raccoon girl

girl that leaves scratch marks on his back after sex
Ya I walked in and he was with raccoon girl.
by urbandickname27 October 18, 2022
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Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.
Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
by Wil-doe July 22, 2014
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Raccooning

raccooning (verb)
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/

1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
• “Don’t text me today, I’m raccooning hard with chips and Netflix.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”
by MendesX July 30, 2025
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Raccoonize

Recognizing a broad who normally wears thick, dark eye makeup without their makeup on.
Whoa, Miranda's not wearing any eyeliner today!

Oh my lort, I almost didn't raccoonize her!
by Yeahsurewhynot September 22, 2017
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Raccooning

The act of someone coercing two raccoons to squeeze into their heiny hole.
Oh man last night I was raccooning and one of the little fellas hit just the right spot.
by Y99crew April 22, 2023
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national raccoon day

the very first day a girl had 4 raccoons up her ass -charity
national raccoon day is so cool, i can’t wait for 4 raccoons to crawl up my ass.
by bumbumgirl June 27, 2020
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