rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 2, 2024

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

rutherfurd

a familly with rough dads but the younger ones have HUGE DICKS, absolute gargantuous penile length, the attract anything with a hole, and they have unspoken rizz

*anything with a hole*: you are so handsome

*rutherfurd last name*: *makes rizzing noises*

*anything with a hole* 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Bobs last name is Rutherfurd, therefore he must have a big cock

by iSniffCrack September 18, 2023

Ratherless

Refers to the phrase, "there's nothing I'd rather do/have," implying one's dedication towards a person or interest.

"When it comes to watching movies I'm ratherless."
"My significant other makes me feel ratherless."

by XSubjected_SinsX October 8, 2023

roteria

She's a pretty girl I know she's tall she's she has the biggest heart she hasn't care if you're ugly beautiful small tall short ugly fat and Chum but she's always going to have your back she's the best friend whatever happened only the best friend you will only need she has your back even when nobody else was she's not going to stab you like any other snake she is one of a kind that's what roteira is

Roteria is so nice and kind.

by Roteria November 20, 2023

Rutherfords

Ernest Rutherford is the man depicted on New Zealand's highest denomination bill, $100. Its mean if you have sweaty handful of them

I just bought a q for a Rutherford

I got rutherfords in my pocket

by Stacksofrutherfords May 14, 2024

Rutherford B. Hayes

A Respectable, but seldom remembered President. Hayes’s presidency is often blamed for ending reconstruction by a “corrupt bargain”, but despite popular belief, by this point in history Reconstruction was disliked by the American public. Due to these circumstances no matter who won the election of 1876, Whether that be the Progressive Republican candidate, or the Conservative Democratic candidate (this was before the party switch, before the 60’s democrats were largely conservative), Reconstruction would have ended regardless. Another thing of note is that the corrupt bargain that his critics mention had no historical written records, and seems to mostly be based on hearsay.

Person 1: man I cant believe Rutherford B. Hayes cheated to win the election of 1876.
Person 2: erhm, ACKCHYUALLY theres no record of the Compromise of 1877 ever happening!
Person 1: holy shit, fuck off you are so annoying. Why is this even on urban dictionary?

by UrbanDictionaryHistorian1870 May 26, 2024