Bro-puss

A girl that isn't conventionally attractive, but has an infectious bro-personality that you cannot pull yourself away from. A girl that you can't understand. But you adore. Bro-puss.

Trevor- "I can't figure it out, man."
Mitch- "I know what it is man, she's a bro-puss."

by Philosophical genius June 17, 2013

Platinum Puss

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.

Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 9, 2022

Pig puss

When Brad gets cold his manhood resembles a pigs puss!

Brad has a pig puss about camping in the northeast in November.

by Edogg August 29, 2017

passy puss

A phrase used for a passenger princess

My girl is such a passy puss

by Tatwss January 15, 2023

puss pirate

1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.

2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.

I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.

by FOJB February 23, 2008

Wolf Puss

Having a massive bush of pubic hair, resembling a wolves hair, or a squirrels tail.

Oh my god, Sarah has a massive wolf puss. John said he could see it before she walked in the door!

by GoldenBoel July 20, 2019

Push puss

The act of giving a blowjob in your cheek and then with your hand pushing on the outside of the cheek against the tip of the dick.

Damn Emmy put that push puss on me last night.

by Chikatari October 22, 2019