Pud Whacker

Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard

Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.

by C:dub April 28, 2003

Pudding Cup

Slang term for anus in Federal pound me in the ass prison. Commonly used in the phrase, "shank you for your pudding cup" to mean that you will be cut just above your anus. The resultant bloodflow becomes lubricant for anal intercourse (see F'd in the A) with the new cum bucket.

John: I am going to prison tomorrow.
Off Duty Ninja: Protect your pudding cup.

by Ben on the Zombie Board October 5, 2006

DNA Pudding

Yet another term for semen, cum, jizz, man custard, or what have you.

I whipped up a spoonful of DNA Pudding for that cute little bitch at the party.

A mouthful of cock makes the pudding go down!

by Joe Millionare December 6, 2004

love pudding

Vagina, pussy, cunt, cooter, ax wound, gash.

He slid his member into her quivering mound of love pudding.

by Sally Pothead December 16, 2003

Pudding Head

Slang term for a person who is completely addicted to eating pudding, in all of its forms and flavors.

A Pudding Head cannot resist eating copious amounts of pudding, even to the point of pain and digestive harm, due to its seductive “mouthfeel” and therefore, complete and total power over them.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023

Oatmeal pudding

During a blowjob when the giver doesn't swallow, instead leaving the load of cum and spit at the base of your dick.

Becky was sucking my dick and I thought she swallowed. I looked down and she left me with oatmeal pudding.

by Evil_D August 31, 2016

gay pudding

when you make fellow friends search gay porn to prove a point.

The proof is in the pudding, the gay pudding.

by itmechickenlittle December 17, 2018