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Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.
The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018
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Professional fuckee

Someone who is a fuckee and makes a living with it.
Fancy way of saying prostitute.
$ -> SEX
Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.

You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.

This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
by Jekr December 30, 2018
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Professor Poopypants

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.
Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019
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Professional Battle Rattle

Variant of the term Battle Rattle. In this case it means wearing a suit and tie. This phrase is likely used by veterans who try to avoid wearing suits but are in a profession that requires wearing a suit.
Because we are meeting with the CEO of the company, we need everyone in professional battle rattle for the meeting. No Jeans, or T-Shirts with funny pictures folks.
by cw42 October 13, 2019
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Professional Ass Bum

A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.

Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!

To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!

You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.

You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.

To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.

Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
"There is only one answer to explain Omar, he has got to be a PROFESSIONAL ASS BUM!?"
by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019
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Professor Pyg

A Batman villain most notable in his Batman Arkham Knight appearance. He wears a pig mask and wields a Meat Cleaver.
Have you heard of Professor Pyg? He’s a Batman villain.
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Professor E Gadd

A Professor can suck up ghosts in a second and inventor of the F.L.U.D.D. Poltergust G-00 Poltergust 3000 Poltergust 5000 Pixelator and many more! also, buy this new song in E Gadd's latest album "Poltergusts and Bitches"
Have you heard of that hip new professor named Professor E Gadd
by dishan08 May 27, 2021
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