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Missionary Position

The highest position God will give nowadays. The ultimate honor. Being a missionary.
“Hey, would you like the missionary position?”
“Sure Dad!”
by Morde666 January 5, 2018
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Pole-position

The car that starts first in a nascar (or other) race.
"And car nr 21 has pole and nr 5 is starting second"
by Nikita May 12, 2004
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minx position

A position which attracts the opposite or same sex by displaying an incredibly sexy posture and constantly doing it to people who you want to get with. In simpler words, the position you get in to rack the poon.
Oh look at that hot guy! Come on galz let's get in our minx positions!
by maddybutz June 6, 2011
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69 clipper position

like a normal 69 position but you chew your partners toenails, and them yours.
My buddy Ronnie told me he hit the 69 clipper position with his girl last night.
by Weeberino September 29, 2019
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Mormon Missionary Position

A position one assumes while having sex (in any position) with a Mormon Missionary.
The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon Missionary Position. He left the house with man gravy all over his chin.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008
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Emo kid position

Kinky sadimasochistic bondage sex against a wall with handcuffs, black whipped cream, whips, and rope.
Many emo kids love to have sex in emo kid position.
by shawbin May 31, 2011
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Pecans Position

The act of making out with someone under a pool table.
Me and this girl were rolling around on the floor all night eventually we ended up under the pool table in the Pecans Position.
by hplg February 9, 2010
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