Piper

He’s a sweet caring guy , and he appreciates girls , he doesn’t matter what size they are nor how they look , he’s really fun to talk to and you’d never get bored talking to him , he would definitely make a great boyfriend Or boy best friends and he would
Treat you like a queen no matter what !

Piper is the best boyfriend or bestfriend ever !

by Lovers bestie May 28, 2020

piper

a piper is someone who always only thinks about themselves and is a huge bitch and very violent, racist, and judgemental

person 1: omg look its piper
person 2: ew we have to run

by addison s July 19, 2020

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

pied piper op

A term used to describe a United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operation in which anonymous leaks to news sources and message boards are used with partially true information or information that is already public knowledge. The design of these operations is intended to neutralized resistances within populations with the promises that secret "heroes" unknown to them are fighting on their behalf behind the scenes and that the people's perceived enemies are just "one step away" from being exposed and dealt with.

"Q Anon? Nah man. Only stupid boomers believe in that crap. From what I hear it's just another pied piper op."

by Aliel The Heretic October 15, 2020