Hawaiian pipeline

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.

1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"

by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017

Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.

"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."

by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020

Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

nalaskian pipeline

when a female freezes her shit then takes it and masturbates with it.

oh my god im so horny i lost my dildo... (takes a giant shit) next day yes yes yes ohhh yes!

that was the best nalaskian pipeline everr!

by the big blumpkin June 23, 2009

Pipeline

Crazy turn of events, unexpected path to go down.

Wow you broke up with your partner and got kicked out of Mexico, what a pipeline!

by Ratqueenthethird December 28, 2024

Thanksgiving Pipeline

Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.

I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.

by Frozendildos69 November 6, 2020

Philly pipeline

When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.

I have a really bad yeast infection because my boyfriend gave me a Philly pipeline.

by binzington November 23, 2023