Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".

Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".

by Artful Codger November 27, 2014

premature accumulation

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early

Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015

premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015

Premature Brokebackulation

To come to work wearing a Brokeback-style shirt earlier than the official day that is Brokeback Friday.

It's Thursday, why's John wearing that shirt? He suffers from Premature Brokebackulation.

by GenericMale August 18, 2016

Premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up ejaculating too quick

After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

premature hookulation

The act of setting the hook while fishing (primarily bass fishing) before the fish has fully taken the bait. A variant of premature ejaculation.

The largemouth absolutely blew up his topwater presentation, but in an act of premature hookulation, Deadeye jerked the Live Target Bluegill right out of that 5 pounder's mouth

by Bassturd May 25, 2017

Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017