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fuck puppet

this fuck puppet always screws things up
by 7roadking June 20, 2018
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Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
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Scrotum puppet

1. Using the folds and stretch of ones scrotum to produce puppetry

2. Attaching strings to scrotal piercings to make said puppetry
He showed me his scrotum puppet and I was both impressed and disturbed
by johnnysjohnson July 9, 2019
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Piston Puppet

How to describe a person that has been fucked so hard or for so long that their body flops around like puppet with every pounding thrust.
About 3-hours into the surprise gangbang party my wife was a pouncing bouncing spit roasted piston puppet. I warned her about trying to party too hard in the beginning but she's loves looking like a cock pierced voodoo doll within the 1st hour.
by Crumpedout_27 April 27, 2019
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muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.
We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.
by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017
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puppet sniffer

a person who sniffs the rims around glory holes in public cubicals
a puppet sniffer is a vile depraved idiviadual that sniffs glory hole rims
by the horn bag April 6, 2017
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Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.
me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."
by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017
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