Pitched

To have anal beads shoved up your ass by your partner while screaming “batter, batter”
Jim “damn she pitched you?”
Bob “Yeah, I can’t sit down
by Lulu9578 October 30, 2022
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Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024
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Bitch Pitch

The feminine counterpart of "mansplain", to bitch pitch is to hypocritically tell the opposite sex who and how they should be. It is almost never talked about, even though it is far more common than "mansplaining" and woman have less "lived experience" inside the body of the opposite sex.
How a bout you cut your Bitch Pitch and judge me AFTER I do something next time?!
by Sir Vial April 15, 2025
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Pitch poled

Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning
Bro you should of scene Kaitlin's face when I pitch poled her lastnight
by Groundhogg May 24, 2017
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pitch black

- the color
- a person with very much melanin
- the room when you realize that condoms kill future customers
- look at the color, pitch black! (or whatever idk)
- NOT GONNA SAY IT...
- who turned out the lights?? it's pitch black!
by FERDINAND FITZGERALD July 15, 2023
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Fuckin' Pitch

You Fuckin' Pitch what did I do to you?
by Sulaimen February 5, 2021
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